http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/index.cfm?forumid=1 FuseTalk Basic Edition http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6939 2007-10-21T14:41:35 -05.00 Derek 9
I sat there with the phone in my hand, somewhat at a complete loss for words, since I had never heard of this expression before, and I wasn't sure whether to be offended or to laugh. I called my wife and asked her if it was some form of a British slur. She had never heard it before either, but thought it was funny nonetheless.

I decided to Google the expression and found numerous instances of it, but only a single reference to its source. Someone alleges it comes from the U.S. in the 1920's, and that the rest of the phrase is "...put it on your head and call it flowers".

Has anyone else here ever been told to "Go sh*t in a hat" ??

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NSFW if you're not the boss

OK for work...and verry funny

"It's your turn to blow Devito"

Weng Weng...nuff said

cheers,
BSM ]]> http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6897 2007-09-26T17:22:18 -05.00 SPAR7AN117 12
Now I can't stop. The last time (Halo 2) I did this I waited outside until 12 AM to get a copy and got sick because it was freezing. Now I find that instead of studying or working I am spending my free time kicking the snot out of Covenant and, well, basically anyone online that I can.

I would have thought that at my age I would not cheer with glee at the unhappy soul that walked into the trip mine I just laid out but....its just so much fun!!!!

Who else is suffering/enjoying this as much as I am? Well, probably no one, but there has to be a few close seconds..... ]]> http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6893 2007-09-26T07:38:31 -05.00 gfg 4
Today on the front page of The Drudge Report is a picture of the Burmese Riot police facing off against the protesting Monks.....

So tell me.....is there really EVER the need for full riot gear when confronting monks? ]]> http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6883 2007-09-18T15:13:40 -05.00 THE BEACON 2 http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6869 2007-09-13T06:27:24 -05.00 TX Debt Atty 10
Fortunately, Humberto was a sissy huricane, but I still have lots of small limbs down in my yard . . . I think I need to cut down all of my trees.

However, at least my boss called this morning to tell me that it would be OK if I didn't come in until 9:00 a.m. . . . . because he didn't want me getting stranded in high water . . . yeah(?). ]]> http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6865 2007-09-11T01:53:22 -05.00 MikeK 2
I remember a post about a year back people were putting down funny responses to common collector sayings. Does anyone know where that post is, or have a website where I can find them? Or we could just start posting them again? ]]> http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6840 2007-08-23T05:25:26 -05.00 Sleeper 34 ]]> http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6837 2007-08-18T06:50:13 -05.00 repodon 19 http://woodmont.insidearm.com/fusetalk/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=15&threadid=6835 2007-08-16T15:10:05 -05.00 Derek 11
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don 't ask us.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after7 days.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
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